Haiku

1

Physical exam

white coat, latex gloves

cough please, bend over

2

If I plucked a fresh

flower to mean I love you.

There would be none left.

3

Above,  the snow falls.

Here it spots the street as rain.

Nature answers why.

4

This I know, my dad

has prostate cancer, and I

struggle with goodbye.

5

I didn't read your

Alibi haiku, but I wrapped

my dishes with it.

6

Still masturbating.

Though now at forty, I find

getting hard, harder.

7

Sex with me is like

laying on a basketball

for thirty seconds.

8

Look as this strange shape.

My belly is birthed from beer.

Lots and lots of beer.

9

Raven clucks his tongue.

Computer beeps its hello.

Two sounds this morning.

10

What a hangover!

Even the constellations

are really bright.