Dear William, I'm writing to tell you about your father's command performance and your brother, or at least my half of your brother. Your brother was caught unaware by the fluorescent lights, small couch, and the "Today Show" on the television in the waiting area, but we rose to the occasion anyway. I took the instrument in my hand and with very little effort, doffed the layers for fighting back the cold because the venue was warm and I no longer needed restriction. I wanted my hands and arms free, to be clearly comfortable in what many would call a sterile environment. Your brother never even saw it coming, but he burst forth like some sort of sputtering geyser and looked at his home, a 4 ounce specimen jar with my name written on the side. He was quickly moved from the warm end of the instrument and rough fingers to this jar and then was sealed inside. His new home was much larger than what was really needed: ...
Confessions of a Human Nerve Ending: Poet-Writer-Rhetor-Monologist- Photographer-Dudeist Priest